The trouble with satire is that in order to be successful it must expose the absurdities which inhere in its subject. As such it has much in common with caricature. This is fine as far as it goes, but sometimes the native absurdities of our world are so patent, and so overwhealmingly egregious that even a Swift or an Orwell would have to dispair of ever improving on what the raw material itself presented.
I only say this by way of introducing the latest gem which
Meridian Magazine has seen fit to foist upon the world. It is possibly the greatest peice of autocaricature to have been produced in, well days, actually. This little gem goes by the unassuming title of
Has Satan Hijacked Science? and is from the redoubtable pen of one John P. Pratt.
To cut a needlessly long story short Brother Pratt is worried that the Prince of Darkness may have donned a lab coat and ghosted a few articles in
Nature in order to lead we humble seekers after truth astray. If so, then it would follow that the Lord of the Flies (D. Melanogaster?), must have braved peer review. In this one way at least we may distinguish between the Father of Lies and the aforementioned Pratt.
The methodology adopted by the author in question is to put himself in Old Nick's shoes, or should I say "hoofs", in particular he suggests ...
Now let's suppose that you were Satan. What would you do to get people to sin, that is, to disobey the commandments of God?"I suppose that this is something like asking "What would Jesus do?", except in reverse. Nevertheless, after suggesting a few unexciting possibilities (notable exceptions are cannibalism and bear baiting) he makes his gambit ...
But what about science? Is there any way that you could use science to help meet that goal of enticing people to sin? Let's explore that possibility.Yes, let us do that. Come on everyone, lets see if you can squeeze into that old red leotard! Issues of costume aside, we are told by the one who knows that,
For many reasons, it not only appears that Satan is interested in science, he may well be attempting to hijack all of science and attempt to force it to become the foundation of his new official state atheistic religion.Taking the bull by the horns, John Pratt leads off by defining science, and to be honest he does not do too bad a job of this, considering he is writing not simply for a lay audience, but for
Meridian readers. Nevertheless, Pratt omits any mention that the goal of sience is to generate explanations. Also, just when it looks as though it might be safe to get back into the water Nikola Tesla gets a mention ("Danger, Will Robinson!") swiftly followed by the revelation that:
There are people who claim to see the human aura, see future occurrences, do remote viewing of current events at distant locations, go into the spirit world, visit the past, and move physical objects with their minds. All of these phenomena can be measured and studied and hence are part of science. If any of those claims were false, then science could do experiments to prove just that. But the fact that we have not yet invented a machine to measure some of them does not disqualify them in any way from being scientific.Now, perhaps I am being just a tad narrow-minded but there is a strong implication here that John Pratt's faith extends into the realm of fantasy. This conclusion appears justified in light of his subsequent reversing of main sequence stellar evolution for no better reason than his own subjective response, tinged with bad theology:
To me, the brightest stars are the bright, old governing stars of our galaxy that have accumulated greatness through the ages. When I look at the dazzling constellation of Orion, I see some great stars for which I feel awe and even reverence. Someday they may "die" in a great supernova explosion, and as one star passes away, so shall another accumulate its recycled remnants. Thus, there is no end to the works of God, neither to his words. And John believes that Satan really cares enough about denying the rest of us this somewhat unique aesthetic to have tricked all those gormless boffins into getting it all so wrong. But I am getting ahead of myself. John Pratt smells brimstone in the dirty doctrine of materialism that sneaked its way into science. He explains that,
Materialism is a doctrine that has been introduced into science, declaring (without a shred of evidence) that nothing else exists beyond that which can be observed, either by humans or instruments. If that were true, then it would follow that science is the study of everything that exists.Pratt sees that this as implying the "false principle" that
"Nothing exists which cannot be observed."This is wrong on two counts. Firstly, materialism actually holds that only matter (loosely defined) exists. This principle should be understood in contradistinction to a belief in the existence of such things as the
immaterial substance of Descartes' mind/spirit. Secondly, Pratt believes that materialism requires that everything which exists must be observable in some naive sense right now, and that if it is not immediately observable then it cannot exist.
The rejection of materialism is particularly worrisome coming from a Latter-day Saint who evidently feels qualified to pontificate on the pollution of science by Beelzebub. It is particularly worrying that Pratt is ignorant of D&C 131:7 which states that,
There is no such thing as immaterial matter. All spirit is matter, but it is more fine or pure, and can only be discerned by purer eyes;In other words, Mormonism is thoroughgoingly materialistic. The declaration that
all spirit is matter clearly implies that everything is matter. The only problem we have is observability. Pratt actually agrees with this last point, stating that,
How foolish it is to assume that something doesn't exist because we cannot see it or measure it.Once again, two criticisms can be levelled in the light of this statement. The first of these is that Pratt has really only set up materialism as a straw man, which he expects to be able to knock down without any effort. The second criticism is that Pratt seems not to understand the trouble which attends attempting to prove a negative. But we really begin to get a picture of Pratt's world-view when he avers that,
Satan can fabricate all sorts of complete nonsense about the origins of the universe, the solar system, the earth and all of the creatures that live on it. None of these theories can be tested, but that does not stop him from proclaiming them as absolute truth. There are some cases where theories can be tested, such as doing genetic experiments on fruit flies to test theories that mutations can lead to improvements in a species. When all of these experiments fail, rather than discarding the false theory, in accordance with the scientific method, the results are simply ignored and the theory is assumed true in spite of the negative evidence. Satan's theories of the origin of the earth and life are almost entirely based on unfounded speculation, that often contradict all of the actual evidence.So, all of science has been perverted, twisted into a doctrinaire tissue of lies which defy testing. Are we not blessed that John Pratt can see through all of this, whereas the rest of us are left to grovel in ignorance. On the other hand, I find myself asking whether Pratt is aware that BYU has a strong Evolutionary Biology programme, and if so what he believes concerning the inspiration for its origins. Does this in fact mean that
he who should not be named is on the faculty at the
Lord's University? If so, someone ought to have a word to the HR Department! Well, maybe not, especially since every word of the last extract is in error and ignores everything that paleontology, geology and evolutionary molecular biology have to teach us.
Pratt's argument then subsumes another issue, the teaching of creationism in US schools:
Another "smoking gun" that strongly points to Satan's involvement becomes obvious when materialists use force to teach speculation as truth. That is, they pass laws that require teaching that science is based on atheism, and that the existence of everything can be explained without God.It might be churlish of me to pick John Pratt up on such a small matter that the "law" in question is in fact the First Amendment of the US Constitutuion, which states: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion . . . .", and its history of interpretation in the courts. Secondly, although scientists regularly line up to testify against school boards and the like which attempt to introduce pseudo-science into the science curriculum (
Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District being but the latest of these) that is typically the end of it.
Lastly, Pratt pairs atheism with materialism before lamenting that, "we have been taught that we are mere animals in a godless world" and this has inexorably led not only to a phenomenal US abortion rate, but run-away fornication and looting by "hurricane victims", presumably in New Orleans. And this downward spiral is due to the demonic incursion of materialism into science and the resultant exclusion of God from the realm of moral decision-making.
Pratt draws a long bow. His reasoning is little more than a smidge farcical and he lacks any historical or sociological perspective whatsoever. In particular he fails to recognise that the mere belief in the existence of God and an unseen world does not in itself produce moral individuals. Even a quick look at the crusades, mediaeval or modern, should disabuse one of that misconception. But what Pratt's world view lacks in understanding it makes up for in wilful ignorance.
Indeed, Pratt lures his reader into a shady netherworld of poor reasoning and lurid presuppositions, none of which is the least constrained by the facts. Rather he views the sciences, from astrophysics through zoology, through the lens of superstition. His writings feed an anti-intellectual consensus within popular Mormon culture which is characterised by the type of fear, doubt and moral revulsion, whereby the light of reason is extinguished.
If we take the trouble to compare Pratt's position with that of the late Henry Eyring I think that we may notice some less than subtle points of difference. Although Eyring here addresses evolution, he could as well be speaking of any of the myriad branches of modern science:
Organic evolution is the honest result of capable people trying to explain the evidence to the best of their ability. From my limited study of the subject I would say that the physical evidence supporting the theory is considerable from a scientific viewpoint.In my opinion it would be a very sad mistake if a parent or teacher were to belittle scientists as being wicked charlatans or else fools having been duped by half-baked ideas that gloss over inconsistencies.That isn't an accurate assessment of the situation, and our children or students will be able to see that when they begin their scientific studies.So, if scientists are not "wicked charlatans or else fools having been duped by half-baked ideas that gloss over inconsistencies" we may be well justified in asking precisely to whom this particular label does apply. I hope that you will forgive me if I presume to say that I don't think we have very far to look.
Once again, the First Presidency has not only declared its confidence in the ability of science to uncover the truth, it has all but sent a "hands off" message to the meddlers,
Leave Geology, Biology, Archaeology and Anthropology, no one of which has to do with the salvation of the souls of mankind, to scientific research, while we magnify our calling in the realm of the Church. [First Presidency Minutes, Apr. 7, 1931]John Pratt's own brand of weird science and his silly accusations do nobody any favours. In particular they lend their puff pastry weight to nudging popular Mormon culture just that little bit closer to the edge of an intellectual and spiritual abyss, slipping into which would leave us smelling little different to any evangelical protestant sect. And with that thought I think I will go and be sick.